|Thursday, March 19th, 2009|
|Tuesday, October 21st, 2008|
Cause people always find out and I want to allay panic. Kim was hit by a car tonight just outside the retro, would appear she just stepped out in front of it. I've just got back from the hospital now and she's fine. Well she's some nasty cuts on her face and probably broken her leg but considering the possibilities I'm going with fine. Also her phone is lost to the world, so you won't get through to her that way. Gonna go see her tomorrow for the full lowdown and will let people know.
On the bright side we won the pub quiz, the prize was a crate of becks :)
|Saturday, September 6th, 2008|
|I am connected!!!!!!!!!
As it says, I have a home internet connection, its coming through my shiny new mobile phone (Fuck you BT, fuck you).
Not tested its WOW capablities yet, but it should handle it.
I'm so happy :D
|Thursday, March 6th, 2008|
|A meme, not an update
|Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... |
| ||Your Score:||Average For All Users||Average For All Gay Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 19 to 25-Year old Males|
|Dating||11.54%||34.13%||30.37%||Gone steady |
|Self-Lovin'||34.85%||60.85%||43.71%||When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself |
|Shamelessness||43.55%||77.34%||70.76%||Puts 'em on the glass |
|Sex Drive||50%||75.01%||68.11%||I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'! |
|Straightness||92.59%||39.19%||77.57%||Just go fuck something, okay? |
|Gayness||0%||78.09%||18.43%||Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame |
|Dominant||61.67%||86.65%||86.6%||Not afraid to tie the knot |
|Submissive||58.73%||87%||86.79%||Bound and gagged a few times |
|Fucking Sick||68.37%||89.81%||86.01%||Dipped into depravity |
|Total Score||50.57%||73.69%||67.11%|| |
|Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0|
and see how you match up!
(By The Ferrett)
|Wednesday, December 5th, 2007|
So I'm stoned right now, apologies if this is too much information.
I've just got home after the most surreal experience of my life (and there's been a few) I was out in retro bar whn I ran into a friend. We stayed till closing and went back to his friend's place. turns out it is the house I lived in two years ago when I was with Patrick (long story probably towards the start of the journal for anyone that doesn't know) We got stoned and watched futurama while I was weirded out sitting in my old living room, then me and the guy ended up kissing, we went upstairs and etc. But that was in my old room, on my old bed I used to share with my ex-fiance. So now its over I've run away in confusion and intend to pass out into blissful unconciousness before work tomorrow.
|Tuesday, November 20th, 2007|
|I am validated (again)
So tonight I ended up in retro when it closed with Andy and Mat who I lived with last year. We stayed there for a few hours and smoked in the girls toilets casue the outside doors were locked. Thats right I's in your toilets smoking my fags and reading your graffities oh yeah.
|Sunday, November 18th, 2007|
|P A R T Y
I'm sat right now in Jabba abd Lou's living room. The conversation involves licking aborted feotuses and horrific things in fishnet body stockings. I actually feel really good considering at 5:15am we me and Tiffany were sat drinking gin surrounded by past out bodies. We knew it was gonna be a good night when at midnight we were packed 5 in a car driving to York, Caffeinated up and singing to Marc Almond Say Hello, Wave Goodbye. Have really missed the cam. Very tempted to go to Scotland or Middlesborough next weekend. Although the mugss aftershow will be pretty legendary.
|Monday, November 12th, 2007|
So due to intense directorial differences over a handful of scenes me and Kyne are no longer directing Bugsy Malone. I know you guys probably don't care about the details but the gist of it is a proportion of older members of the society wanted upwards of 60 people on stage at several points and me and Kyne were adamant that'd look crap, not to mention breaking health and safety regulations. As a result they've sacked us.
Plus side is I get my life back two weeks ahead of schedule, downside is I feel really bad for our amazing principals who've worked so hard on the show, I just hope it isn't ruined for them. They're really good, so good I'd probably tell you all to go see it it anyway. Even if the chorus bits don't work out the principals should deliver a damn good show
|Friday, November 9th, 2007|
I noticed uptake from my so call friends is pretty low, so here's something to tempt you to come. Half the cast are 18 year old girls, they don't wear much. That is all.
|Wednesday, November 7th, 2007|
As most of you will be aware, because the stress is making me rant a lot, I'm directing a production of Bugsy Malone and it opens two weeks yesterday. Naturally as you're all on my friends list you're obligated to come and see it. Defriending people who avoid it will happen ;) Although I MIGHT make an exception for people living over 100 miles away :P
Anyway the show runs from the 20th-24th of November at the Royal Northern College of Music, tickets available at http://www.mugss.org/bugsy/tickets/
all seats are unreserved so once you've bought yours you can convince your friends to come too and sit together :)
I'm confident the shows gonna be amazing, otherwise I wouldn't be encouraging you all to come.
|Tuesday, November 6th, 2007|
|wow an update
aware I've not posted in a while, take it as part of my mindstate. So tonight not only have I drunkenly messaged my ex on facebook I also spent some awkward time in a late night gay bar with the manager of my favourite bar, where he declared his love for me.SHIT WHAT DO I DO? help f list, help
|Sunday, October 7th, 2007|
I had an amazing night last night. Have really missed travelling to cam events, was awesome to see everyone again. Cheers guys
|Saturday, October 6th, 2007|
In others news ARGHHH I had a drunk last night, still not in work till 12, there issome justice in the world. Will hopefully see lots of you guys in York later :D
|Friday, October 5th, 2007|
So tonight and tomorrow is the festival of Eid. This makes Rusholme an unbearable place to be as thousands of people turn up to celebrate. This means we will be evacuating to our second home of Retro Bar for the evening. Marking a muslim festival with booze seems like a just and proper thing to do :D
So yeah come along tonight about 9ish :)
|Thursday, October 4th, 2007|
|Sunday, September 16th, 2007|
So the past few days I've been a little sad, I feared after Chris Crocker the internet had peaked. That nothing could be funnier.
Fortunately Mia found a webcomic, specifically this strip: http://www.nashspace.net/freshhell/theabortionists.htm
My faith in internets is restored if you read this and don't lol please remove me from your friends list ;)
|Saturday, September 15th, 2007|
|Monday, September 10th, 2007|
Ihasatardis, better than Catturday :)
|Tuesday, August 14th, 2007|
1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
6.YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
San-Ker-Kev (Hey I don't have a real pet)
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives)
The Blue Jazz
9. PORNO NAME: (First Pet's name, First street you lived on)
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)